- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

The New York Giants

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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