- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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