- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Skrillex.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Emily Walker.

Please ignore this statement.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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