- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

pobody's nerfect

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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