- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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