A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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