- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A guy walks into a bar

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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