What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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An Asian with a big dick.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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