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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What is the name of the car? What

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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