- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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