- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

your face

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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