how do you win a game try your best

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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