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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's big and purple? Barney

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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