- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Women's rights.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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