Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How about that airline food?

Your life

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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