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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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