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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

I asked her where you were.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Turkeys are obese

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Poop...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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