- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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