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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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