- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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