wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What? Huh?

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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baloney sandwich

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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