How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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hello

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

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