How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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