- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Refridgerator.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What is worse than torture? Not much.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Continents are large islands.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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