- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

One time i was sitting down

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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