- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

karn chevalier

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Men

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What long black and tasty? Licorice

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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