What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Steve Jobs is alive.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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