Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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