were you expecting a joke

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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a man was shot.... he died

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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