why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Indians

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

I'm hungry.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

hi jonny

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

womens rights

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