- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Maths.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Turkey Balls

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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