What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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