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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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