- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

can you touch your toes? no

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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