What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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