What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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