- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Male leadership.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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