Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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