- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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