- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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