- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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