- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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