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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

how do you win a game try your best

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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