Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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your no better than a cockroach

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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