- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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