- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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