A man died.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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