What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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