why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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one stop shop

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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