What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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