A miserable man committed suicide.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

j.p. is dumb

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

The New York Giants

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

haha

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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