- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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