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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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