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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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