- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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