antonis sister is mighty fine

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Penis

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Your Mom The End.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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