- Anti Joke

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.