- Anti Joke

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

rocky is here again.......................

rocky is staring at us from outside...

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A man walks into a bar

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)