Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Penis

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Emily Walker.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Please ignore this statement.

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