- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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