Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Your Mom

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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