Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Bitch

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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