The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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