-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Eric is gay Ha

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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