Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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