What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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