An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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