- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

GOODBYE

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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