Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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VITAMIN C!

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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