- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Click here to end the world.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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