- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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