- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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