- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!