- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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