- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

i dont fisish anythi

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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