- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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