- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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