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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A dyslexic blind man

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Women's rights.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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