What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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