Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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