What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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