- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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