- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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