- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Trump will make America great again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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