- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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