- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.