- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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