- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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