There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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