What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A van drives into a car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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