- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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