Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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