- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

hi

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

time to spruce up!

[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??