Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Women's Rights

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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