- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

u know whats a crime? rape

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

bite me

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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