- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what's funny about war? nothing!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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