- Anti Joke

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What fires shots? A gun

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Granny porn!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What fires shots? A gun

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Granny porn!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm