- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

knock,knock you suck

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red, yup.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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