- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Who wants water? I do.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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