- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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