- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

roses are red violets are indigo

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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