- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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