What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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