- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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