- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Racial equality.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

all these jokes are horrible now

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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