Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

women's rights

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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